This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL
is your skin clear
not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN
i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
I’m wet, I’m all wet… (x)
Can you find the hidden mother?
In the 1800s it was very common for mothers to be covered in fabric during children’s portraits to hold the children and keep them comforted.
That’s kindof adorable<3
I’ve recently been informed that half of these children are DEAD
let’s play “try to spot which ones are dead”
1st one, 6th one and the last one, I’m going to hell
DEAD BABIES ON MY DASH NO